1) I want to rent hotel rooms with you and spend more than half our time being outside.
2) I want to get lost while we’re driving because I can’t read maps and you are too stubborn to ask for directions.
3) I want to eat drive-thru food with you on the floor of our first apartment.
4) I want to get drunk in public and have you take me home while I hit on you.
5) I want to go on long adventures with you.
6) I want to go to the movies and make out with you in the back like a couple of over excited teenagers.
7) I want to lay with you under the stars and talk about the future like I’ve got it all planned.
8) I want to break in your arms once in a while because I don’t have it all planned.
9) I want to bore with you with my favorite shows and movies even though you insist it is okay.
10) I want to play video games with you and sulk when I lose.
11) I want to paint you in my poems.
12) I want to dance with you.
13) I want to spend the rest of my life with you, knowing there’s no place else I’d rather be.”
13 important things I want you to know. - A (via gayblowjob)
j2gxgrizzly (via let-itbebabygirl)
"There are worse things than being weird and intense and that is—overlooked." Full video here
“not my fat ass”
– me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)
Happy National Cheeseburger Day to me!
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Once a week if I get around too it
lmfao like once a month. (and I am not one of those people who has barely visible leg hair)
been doing once a week lol
Happy Birthday, Jessica Williams!
Jessica joined The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2012 at the tender age of 22, making her the show’s youngest cast member ever as well as its first black female correspondent.
“It’s impossible to be perfect, and you won’t do a good job if you’re too focused on proving yourself to others. Instead, I try to envision myself succeeding in whatever I’m doing.”
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
She’s dawn proud.
my dealer is gonna kill me
Me in the kitchen daily.
Starting off the day with a ridiculous bathroom selfie because I’m all alone in the office and these things happen ok?!